A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of New York City."
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi drive, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am the Right Reverend Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."
A Florida man has gone to extreme lengths in an effort to conceal his identity from police officers. After being arrested 20-year-old Kenzo Roberts tried to chew off his fingernails so the police couldn’t use his fingerprints to identify him,reports WPTV.
Rotation May Hinder Audit Quality, Study Says Compliance Week. Adrien: “These guys are incredible…reminds me of Exxon financing research raising doubts about climate change science..Always the same modus operandi..”
Cops Pose as Road Workers to Catch Drivers Checking Their Phones Gizmodo. And while we are at it, what is the deal with the proliferation of excessively shiny, no smell garbage trucks that ride around Manhattan in the evening? I never see any of them actually picking up garbage, and I’ve even seen some circle a block while making no stops at all…
Ex-NZ financial service provider allegedly behind major international fraud boasted to investors of its NZ ‘licence’ & NZ regulatory oversight Interest (RS).
Special Branch raids deputy public prosecutor’s office at MACC for 1MDB documents Malaysian Insider
EXPOSING bad behaviour seems like the moral thing to do, but as amateur law enforcers embrace the internet, what should we make of the dobbing trend? Exposing Bad Behaviours
Leaked IAAF doping files reveal ‘extraordinary extent of cheating’ BBC
“Selfie” Fashion Trends: Cheap Dresses and “Rentabag”; Mish Handbag Tips If you want to make a status statement, watches and jewelry hold their value much better (and never buy retail) . But be warned they trade down hard in bad markets too.
Angry Mob Attacks Uber Drivers in Mexico NBC
Anyone who thinks that “sharing” involves charging people’s credit cards to borrow your stuff wasn’t brought up properly. @stilgherrian
World Bank Peddling Private, For-Profit Schools In Africa, Disguised As Aid Barry Briggs, Firedoglake
Charles Koch Blasts Subsidies & Tax Credits, But His Firm Has Taken $195 Million Worth of Them International Business Times
