Saturday, December 02, 2023

Not Santa Claus! Santos is out! George Santos expelled from US Congress after House votes 311 to 114 in favor of resolution

Goodbye to George Santos and Henry Kissinger

Plus: an unexpected digression into the world of Little Debbie dessert snack cakes.



George Santos expelled from US Congress after House votes 311 to 114 in favor of resolution – 

US politics live Disgraced New York Republican leaves Capitol after expulsion resolution passes in bipartisan vote


Ohio’s Republican representative and House ethics committee member David Joyce said that his fellow Ohio Republican colleague Max Miller’s last-minute letter about how George Santospersonally ripped him and his mother off convinced many Republicans to vote for Santos’s expulsion.

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In late-night rant, George Santos shows he's determined to light the GOP on fire 🔥 

The disgraced congressman fired off a series of tweets promising to file ethics complaints against some of the House members who voted him out.

Speaking to CNN following Santos’s expulsion, Joyce said:

“One of the members came forward yesterday at the end of the talk and then today came forward and put out the email for those who may not have understood where he was coming from and explained that no only he but his mother were ripped off by this campaign… If that’s not enough to convince people that maybe you shouldn’t be here, well then I don’t know what it’s going to take.”

Here’s Every Single Lie Told by George Santos



George Santos' tumultuous term... 1 year in 1 minute


🥵Breaking: Is this a resignation letter from George Santos?🤮 Dear Esteemed Colleagues and Fellow Citizens, As I pen this letter, which doubles as my resignation from the 🇺🇸United States House of Representatives, I, #GeorgeSantos, find it only fitting to share a few parting observations. In the grand tradition of "going out with a bang," let's take a look at some of my colleagues, whose stories are as compelling as any political drama. I have done nothing wrong but they all suck. #LaurenBoebert, our very own Beetlejuice of Capitol Hill or as her buddy MTG calls her "Vaping, Groping Boebert". In the aftermath of my departure, I picture her wandering the halls of Congress, invoking not the spirits of the afterlife but the specter of political spectacle. Her flair for the dramatic is almost cinematic, a fitting reminder of the theatrics that often overshadow the serious business of governance. Keep it classy, Lauren. #JimJordan, embroiled in the wrestling scandal at Ohio State, now watches another teammate leave the ring. As I exit the political arena, one can't help but wonder if Jim is left contemplating his next move in this intricate dance of politics, where every step and misstep is scrutinized with the intensity of a championship match. He is already a loser, as he couldn't beat Mike Johnson for speaker of the house. Will the crying and blaming ever stop? Matt Gaetz, whose escapades with underage girls read like a cautionary tale from a high school drama. As I make my exit, perhaps he'll reflect on the transient nature of fame and the enduring scrutiny of public life. It's a dance as delicate as any, requiring a careful balance between personal liberty and public responsibility. However, with Gaetz's past of drunken driving charges and sexual escapades, I doubt he will learn. And Marjorie Taylor #Greene, our resident science fiction enthusiast. With space lasers and electric airplanes, her narrative might just take a turn towards the fantastical, in the absence of my own colorful contributions. One imagines her, laser pointer in hand, and displays of her tweets, charting a course through uncharted political galaxies in search of new, perhaps even more outlandish, frontiers. You be You Marge. As I bid farewell to this stage of political theater, I leave behind a cast of characters as vibrant and varied as the nation they serve. In the world of politics, where truth and fiction often intertwine, my story, albeit brief, has been a testament to the unpredictable nature of public life. So, as I take my final bow, I leave you with this: in the halls of power, every exit is an entrance somewhere else. May the next act of this grand political drama be as riveting and revelatory as the last. Don't worry about me I am extremely qualified to do anything. See my Resume below 👇 Go F@ck Yourselves George #Santos P.S. Remember, in politics, the end of one tale is merely the prologue of another. 😉 WATCH FOR MY REALITY SHOW
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