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Ten comedians who died on stage
“Glasses” comedy centered on universal problems. Maybe he needed to make more money, or maybe his crush hadn’t noticed him. He would approach the issue with confidence and purpose, only for it to spiral into something much bigger—and much stranger. “With comedy, trouble is one of the greatest ingredients because there are so many variations to it,” Lloyd mused. “You take the newspapers. What is mainly printed in newspapers? Grief and trouble… I think they do that because people somehow get a feeling—well, they are all right now. Someone else is in trouble and everyone has enough complexities in life. It makes them feel a little better if somebody else is having difficulties, too.”
The formula is perfectly illustrated in Safety Last!, Lloyd’s most famous movie. In the 1923 feature, Lloyd’s hero (simply credited as “The Boy”) leaves his hometown to start a career in the city. His plan is to quickly climb the corporate ladder, so he can afford to marry his fiancée (“The Girl”) and move her out to the city as well. He gets a job as a department store clerk, but insinuates in his letters home that he’s landed a much more impressive position. Believing he’s already amassed a fortune, The Girl takes a train to join him.
After a month of solo shows at the Edinburgh fringe, Liz Fraser believes the lessons she learned on the stage can also help in the workplace.
I’ve always been a fan of challenging myself, playing with fire and plunging head first into the deep end. And, more often than not, ending up in A&E with various degrees of physical damage and lacerations to my ego.
The one thing I’ve always wanted to do is standup comedy.
Talk to anyone who’s done standup, and they will tell you that it’s the most terrifying thing you can do (I assume these people haven’t worked down a 200-ft mine, defused any bombs or had lunch with my mother.)
It’s especially difficult if you have no previous experience and have just booked yourself 25 solo one hour shows in one of the main venues of the biggest arts festival in the world, the Edinburgh fringe.
So that’s what I did.
The two words uttered by almost everyone I told about my plans were “brave” and “mad”. This did little to raise my confidence levels. I chose to laugh my worries away (possibly the biggest laugh I got all summer), after all, what’s the worst that can happen, apart from extreme public humiliation and some form of emotional breakdown?
As the time neared, my brain seemed to alternate between peculiarly calm denial, sudden breathless, pop-eyed mania and a sort of panic-stricken whiteout.
But then something strange happened. Suddenly, I was behind the curtain. The lights dimmed, the music started, I heard the bubbling chatter of the audience coming in and I stopped chewing the microphone lead and weeping into my shoelaces.
Money Ball - Clip from the movie Moneyball starring Brad Pitt and Arliss Howard.
He had an uncanny knack of appearing when he was needed like a swaggering Cockney genie that lived in a bottle of Jameson’s.
Money Ball - Clip from the movie Moneyball starring Brad Pitt and Arliss Howard.
He had an uncanny knack of appearing when he was needed like a swaggering Cockney genie that lived in a bottle of Jameson’s.
RIP Ian Cognito, dangerous comedian and great opera singer
And then a few more times after that.
When I started comedy, I did a few gigs with him at the Edinburgh Fringe where he was kind enough to offer me to share a spot he had in a show at the Pleasance. I was unfortunately too pissed to take him up on the offer. I could blame the fact I was keeping up with his drinking habits but that wouldn’t be true and truth was something that was very important to Cogsy in his life and his art – not that he would have said anything that pretentious.
I never knew him to be anything other than a lovely, wise, bright, shiny, gem of a person. An authentic soul and genius comic.
There are very few of those and now one less.
I’m still kinda hoping he kicks his way out of the coffin, does that song about his dog farting and then makes use of some of PR his death generated. But it was never about that.
It’s about living your truth to the full and making your life and death a work of art.
“Even when I walked on stage and touched his arm I was expecting him to say Boo!”
Comedian Ian Cognito died on stage on Thursday night at the Lone Wolf Comedy Club in Bicester, Oxfordshire.
So it goes.
He reportedly “sat down on a stool while breathing heavily, before falling silent for five minutes during his show” and the audience thought it was part of his routine. He had earlier joked: “Imagine if I died in front of you lot here”.
In the US, Variety quoted audience member Ryan Mold: “He sat down, put his head and arms back; his shoulders were twitching… His behavior didn’t come off as unusual to those used to his flamboyant character.”
Compere Andrew Bird told the BBC: “Everyone in the crowd, me included, thought he was joking. Even when I walked on stage and touched his arm I was expecting him to say Boo!”
The BBC quoted audience member John Ostojak as saying: “Only ten minutes before he sat down, he joked about having a stroke. He said: Imagine having a stroke and waking up speaking Welsh… We came out feeling really sick, we just sat there for five minutes watching him, laughing at him.”
Andrew Bird said dying on stage would have been the way Cognito “would have wanted to go… except he’d want more money and a bigger venue.”
The comedy website Chortle rather understated the case when it wrote he was “known for his outrageous and unpredictable stage act and would often boast of the number of clubs he was banned from”.
At one time, he used to start his act by walking on stage with a hammer, banging a nail into the wall and then hanging up his hat. “This lets you know two things about me,” he would shout. “Firstly, I really don’t give a shit. Secondly, I’ve got a hammer.”
Over the course of a 30-year career, no British TV company ever took the risk of putting him on screen. Yet today The Times, reported his death and called him a “cult comedian”. The Daily Mailtoday called him “a proper comic”.
The lesson to other comics seeking media coverage is clear: literally die on stage.
In comedian Malcolm Hardee’s 1996 autobiography I Stole Freddie Mercury’s Birthday Cake, there is an anecdote which starts: “An excellent performer called Ian Cognito was there and he was very drunk, as is his wont. When he’s drunk, he gets aggressive.”
I always found him very amiable and intelligent though with a slightly insecure glint in his eye. Well, he WAS a comedian.
In 2005, I shared a funeral car with him and Jenny Eclair at Malcolm Hardee’s funeral in Greenwich. Malcolm had drowned by falling in a dock while drunk… So it goes.
Ian Cognito and Pam Ford at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2013
In a 2013 blog from theEdinburgh Fringe, I wrote: “Last night, Cognito told comic Pam Ford and me a very funny series of stories about his own dad’s funeral and what happened to the ashes afterwards. Alas, I don’t think I can repeat them, because I was harassing Cognito that he should do death stories as an Edinburgh Fringe show in 2014.”
He didn’t, but no matter.
And, alas, I have now forgotten the stories.
I also wrote in that blog: “He was wearing a hat. He said he had a song about the late Malcolm Hardee. I invited him to perform it at the increasingly prestigious Malcolm Hardee Awards Show on the final Friday of the Fringe. He said Yes.”
He didn’t.
But no matter.
Today his son, Will Barbieri, shared a quote from his father: “I hope when I am gone, that you will remember me for all the things I didn’t do, but could have done so easily.”
In 2014, I quoted the comedian Matt Price in a blog. He said:
“I mentioned to Ian Cognito: There’s a rumour going round you used to be an opera singer and he said: Oooh! Keep that one going, dahlin’– I do like that one!”
So I will remember Ian Cognito as an interesting human being, a fascinatingly dangerous performer and a great opera singer.
But I did not really know Ian Cognito.
Malcolm Hardee Award winner Becky Fury did know him better. She sent me what follows under trying circumstances this morning.
She wrote: “I am a bit distracted by a total freak show in the kitchen and a man naked in the kitchen. Just a standard day in Deptford.”
Here is what she sent me…
‘Cogs’… in one of his quieter, more reflective moments…
I’m sad about – but also keep laughing hysterically about – Cogs.
He actually died on stage, the mad bastard, and people thought he was pretending but he was actually dead. The compere came on and went to prod him as he thought he was joking but he was actually dead. Fuck me, that’s hilarious.
The man was a crazy, beautiful diamond and, like all diamonds, it’s the darkness that give them their brilliance.
Last night I went on stage and told the story of Cognito’s last prank. I’m still hoping he jumps out of the coffin at the funeral and shouts: “Gotcha, you cunts!” and then dies again – because that will be really funny.
It is interesting giving people permission to laugh at death.
It’s a taboo and Cogs liked smashing those.
It’s the essence of liberation.
It is nice to be given permission to continue to erode those taboos and it is an honour to explain to an audience your friend died like Tommy Cooper but he did it better. Dying on stage is a very naughty thing to do and the person was very naughty to do that but you can and should laugh because the person was a great comedian and it’s what he would have wanted.
I also explained I would be doing my Ian Cognito tribute act later and I had already taken the capsules of cyanide which was the grand finale after the crowd surfing just to put my own spin on it.
I’d known Cogs since I was 19. He ‘pulled’ me after a gig I was running with my we’ll call him ‘ex’ boyfriend as he was after that happened and who also happened to be the promoter.
My relationship status with the promoter was unknown to Cogsy but was in hindsight a classic Cogsy as he had an almost supernatural knack of pissing off promoters
We were friends after that. Me and Cogs.
Me and the ex-boyfriend never recovered.
The Cogs I knew was a lovely, fascinating guy and I had a load of really interesting times with him, like a lot of people did.
After our initial encounter, we met again in the backstage area of Reading Festival and spent the weekend getting drunk and talking and not seeing any bands. Why would you go and see Blur when you have Ian Cognito to talk to?
He even surfaced a few months after that and helped me get rid of another unsuitable ex-boyfriend and helped end another relationship for me. Like a sexy, crazy, cool dad that you can shag.
