Sunday, January 09, 2005



sit up fed up low down go ‘round
down to the bar at the place I’m at
sitting’ drinking’ superficially thinkin’
about the ris’d out blond on my left
and then I said hi! like a spider to a fly
remembering what my little girl said
she was coming flirty
she look’d about thirty
I would have run away, I I was on my own
- absolut sydney, bondi beach rd, pub-lic chic hotel sleepy by day good karma by night
front> public bar back> bistro (fast) garden
top/\ lounge music selections regis room/\ restaurant lounge
food for memories

This weekend was the weekend dedicated to memories. Catching up with born again friends from childhood such as Taylor and czeching out the old sceneries gives a new meaning to retro scent of suntan lotion, tar perspiring diesel-petrol, tiny invisible curtain of sea flakes and seagul’s fluro droppings. Indeed, invading Bronte and Bondi area is one sure-fire way of making Alex and Gabbie to recall the parts of summer that mattered during their childhood years of the entire 1990s.
Ach, Reverend Jim Whild and Greg Job were inclined to spread the word about McKell, Bellevue Hill and the Centenial Parks being the triangle of our clayton backyard. Back then, we were carless and we could ignore those 1 hour parking $3 - $4 signs ...
Living in the appartment block forced us to plan our school holidays outdoors among the cyclone of Australian summer fashion. I spare you the details and painful visuals of father and two sunburnt daughters walking for two hours to reach their beachish destination.
Woof, Woof! We treated ourselves to the most remote and laziest places in the Sydneysider’s world. Who can forget the stray siestas and the hungry mouths to feed? Sweet sounding accessories - are we there yet - sticky hands of gelatto, smiling colours of utopia in our eyes, and a range of board games appealed to the memory making senses: the touch, the taste, the sound, and the most memorable of all scents. Only in Australia one can comes across soft hearted rangers who would close their eyes to our bondi blue tent along the shark spots on the harbour from Nielson Park to ocean green Bronti.
Altogether the childhood memories come to us as hilariously crazy with their Tatranka proportions exaggerated to points that only seem possible in dreams ... The best people watching beaches in the world, filled with snobbery and humility, are in Sydney. But the beauty of our summer recollections is that with enough people watching and bohemian storytelling in one long walk, to inspire a Czechoslovak army, the recovered time has made our world of make-believe real for us.
There seems to live a sense of fun in playing to be gypsies on the real life beach stage and that sense pushes you to invent stories and dancing steps no one has ever thought of ... The fairy tale clouds drew Cindarellas (Sydneyrellas) while the political clouds painted white man policy called Snow white. The sandstones and the rocks of Sydney are peppered with faces of Ned Kelly especially around the Gap area. If you look hard enough you will see also Robin Hood in cracks of cement footpaths at Tamarrama. Juraj Janosik look-alike with a long pony-tail served behind the bar of the old Iceberg club. The girls remembered many little details from the past even I have forgotten ... Long live kindegarden and school holiday memories!
You have a much better life if you have less material people around you but people who dare to share their imagination (smile)

Literature & Art Across Frontiers: More Thesbian Politicians: New Leaf for Clover
Clover Moore is teaming with 15 other prominent women for a charity performance of the bohemian unbearable monologue of being ...

Now that Eve Ensler's "Vagina Monologues" has traveled the globe, her stomach has a thing or two to add.
Ensler, the woman who transformed the vagina from a hushed "down there" into a marquee word that tumbles from the mouths of the highest-profile celebrities, has come to accept her private parts But it was with some horror, she says, that she looked down at her "not-so-flat, post-40s stomach" and realized her self-hatred had simply crept upward.
Thus was born "The Good Body," Ensler's new play about her own navel-gazing and the extreme efforts women make to shrink, starve, cover and fix their smallest imperfections. Her message? Learn to love your body, then get on with the bigger business of life.


Charity Performance Down Under: Vagina Monologues [May you have the courage to fail, because it is the courage to succeed The Tatranka Roots of Dialogue; Once Upon a tropical time, there was the Story Bridge peppered with Antipodean Veteran Storytellers ; Beyond Bondi blue and blogging Bits & Pieces: Belting Out as a Media Dragon I come from a rich family of six so I had to belt out stories during our meal times ...]
• · Stardust as Starbucks Fingers in one's ears, while drowning out other decafenated voices ; [Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right ]
• · · Many exile years passed, and I fell into the evil ways of the Book Addict, always seeking a new source of Read... Best of Talking Books is part of the cable TV invasion into the best that literary programs down under seem to offer. Caroline Baum is the antipodean Oprah ... Foxtel’s win is the ABC’s, the public broadcasters, loss. The ABC does know how to influence friends ... (hard core irony intended) I watched it on Saturday and I am impressed Ovation to Cable Initiative [Foxtel rocks as OVATION is Australia's only Arts channel. OVATION is unique in providing viewers with the best of local and international programming; So that $50 Java 1.2 book I finally threw away I could have bought directly from the author for $2.50. Grrr]
• · · · Ryszard Kapuscinski is one of those miracle writers. Every time you pick up one of his books, you're stuck until it's completely finished. As a child in Warsaw, Ryszard Kapuscinski grew up thinking starvation, poverty and cruelty were facts of life. As we prepare to mark 60 years since the end of the Second World War, he recounts his incredible story of survival - and warns that we are still just as vulnerable to ignorance and hatred Escapes and Wars are proof that man has failed ; [Apart from his unique performance as a disabled explorer, 16-year-old high school pupil Janek Mela became the youngest person ever to conquer both poles within a year Death Wish: One-legged Pole conquers Poles]
• · · · · A consequence of one of the worst natural disasters in human history has been to initiate one of the most conspicuous bouts of compassion that the Western-style democracies have ever seen. National governments give the impression of attempting to outbid one another in funds committed to disaster relief. Independent of this, citizens seem to be donating generously to international charitable organisations. There have also been calls for manifestations of public empathy D’oh, Gerard
• · · · · · A roll of London toilet paper the Beatles refused to use because it was to hard ans shiny has surfaced on eBay for auction @ $98,500. Yes Minister series continues ... The toilet. The john. The loo. The commode. The porcelain throne. You know it is a silly season when the police put out a news alert headline Explosion in toilet block - Bondi and nearly get Watkinsed in the media rush of blood. The porcelain throne ; Ach, the cheeky TFF heard an interesting yarn concerning former Wallabies coach Alan Jones. Apparently, Alan’s personal assistant contacted Bob Merriman, the chairman of Cricket Australia, and said: “ Mr Jones was wanting to know where he will be sitting at David Hookes’s funeral tomorrow.” Merriman, who has been on the receiving end of some Jonesy’s broadcasting barbs over the years, was quick to reply: On his arse, like everyone else. [Great toilet paper debate: over or under ]