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Young Tom Shales must have been (Speaker's) teacher's little angel ...and there was a woman's you-know-what! You could see it and everything! And the horsey made a farty and there was a talking monkey and it said bad things! I'M TELLING!!!

Fallout over that boob goes on
30second ads on Amerikan CBC during Super Bowl stimulated sex drive...The only thing the mags care about this week is the dress Our Nicole wore to the Golden Globes .
· $3 Million for 30 Seconds

So long, George
George Richards, The Sydney Morning Herald's Column 8 editor, is retiring after a (very) long innings.
News reports during last week told of the police Strike Force Arriflex, which apparently is targeting break-and-enters. David Wakeley, of Greenwich, was intrigued. As president of the Australian Cinematographers Society, he knows that Arriflex, in the film industry, is a German proprietary name derived from the names Arnold & Richter. The brand is on the most widely used professional movie cameras worldwide. We wonder what prompted police to use the name - do they have a lot of baddies caught on film?
PS::My spies inform me that for our safety and security and laughter Sydney Rail Staff and Police are capturing Arrifex stuff such as Sydney multicultural nose picking competitions at every stations, but nothing beats Kings Kross variety (worthy grin)
· Arriflex