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Red today at the Hyde Park cafe Quater:

THERE are thousands of Elvis
impersonators and hundreds of
Beatles tribute bands.
Bjorn Again, the Abba rip-off
outfit, is now a multi-milliondollar
business operating out of
four continents.
And The Sketch has it from
impeccable sources that all-girl
group Lez Zeppelin enjoys an,
ahem, dedicated following.
Imitation isn't merely the sincerest
form of flattery; done
properly, it can be entertaining
and bloody profitable.