Irony is the great purger and cleanser of life. Irony is a sort of spiritual massage, rubbing the souls of men. It may seem rough to some tender souls, but it does not sere or scar them. The strong arm of irony restores the circulation, and drives away anaemia.
—Randolph Bourne

So what do we do?

We move. Really. We move, and we do it now, while it's still possible. We don't wait until it's clear to every idiot that the time to move has come at that point, it will no longer be possible.