AUSTRALIA ALARMED BY SADDAM'S PROGENY

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family
members are coming to the attention of American authorities.
Among the brothers:
Guday...............the half-Australian brother
Sooflay ............the restauranteur
Huray...............the sports fanatic
Sashay..............the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
Sayhay..............the baseball player
Ojay................the stalker/murderer
Gulay...............the singer/entertainer
Ebay................the internet czar
Biliray.............the country music star
Ecksray.............the radiologist
Puray...............the blender factory owner
Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay...............the one with bad hair
Among the sisters:
Pusay...............the > '> loose> '> 22 yr old
Lattay..............the coffee shop owner
Bufay...............the 300 pound sister
Sapheway............the grocery store owner
Ollay...............the half-mexican sister
Gudlay..............the prostitute
More will no doubt be discovered...