Friday, October 23, 2026

Ondřej Surý - ‘If Anything Happens to This Guy … Everyone Is Screwed’

A big part of the PHP fix was just one guy in Czechia, Ondřej Surý.


Nice to see a more positive story about how largely unknown individuals are doing important work even as volunteers to save us from bad actors. It's an added bonus that this person who saved the internet this week is Czech. 🇨🇿


“… we saw thousands of attempts to exploit it. That jumped to tens of thousands in the 45 minutes post announcement, hundreds of thousands within 2 hours, and millions now.” A reminder that some humans are just utter w*****s


The people holding up the internet Billions of phones run on code looked after by a handful of people. We counted them from the code


 ‘If Anything Happens to This Guy … Everyone Is Screwed’ 

Ondřej Surý was a relatively anonymous volunteer working on PHP security. Then the internet exploded.



On Tuesday, the world found out about two massive security vulnerabilities in PHP, a programming language that is used by roughly 70 percent of websites. The flaw was discovered by cybersecurity researchers using a frontier model from OpenAI. If they exploited it, attackers could gain full control of servers, stealing or copying anything inside or simply taking sites offline.


The PHP Foundation, the organization that maintains the programming language, had recently learned about the security flaws, but the disclosure was leaked on a forum before a patch could be released. What happened next was a frantic race with numerous participants: the foundation, which needed to create and release a patch; developers around the world, who would need to deploy it; and attackers looking to exploit these vulnerabilities in the interim. Matthew Prince, the CEO of the hosting company Cloudflare, wrote that in the 10 hours before the flaws were publicly announced, “we saw thousands of attempts to exploit it. That jumped to tens of thousands in the 45 minutes post announcement, hundreds of thousands within 2 hours, and millions now.”

Once the patch was released yesterday, websites everywhere went offline to implement the fix. These included government websites in Germany and Finland, some hospital and school websites in Europe, and international sites such as 4chan. During this race to secure the majority of the internet, I noticed one name pop up in posts on Reddit and X: Ondřej Surý.



“Explaining to my wife how there’s this one guy. And he alone is responsible for most of the world’s distribution of PHP,” a software developer named Ian Landsman wrote on X. “And if anything happens to this guy, that’s just it. Everyone is screwed.” He was referring to Surý.

Surý, who lives in Czechia, does not work for the PHP Foundation. But alongside his day job as director of domain-name-system engineering at the nonprofit Internet Systems Consortium, in a volunteer capacity, he maintains and helps automate patches for the coding language. His work, with that of just a handful of others, has allowed countless websites and organizations to fix these vulnerabilities quickly. Over the past 48 hours, he’s become arguably the unsung hero of the entire internet—despite the fact that the only compensation he receives is from modest donations. “Ondřej will save the internet today,” a user in the PHP Subreddit wrote.

I spoke with Surý today from his home about the unfolding AI-cybersecurity crisis, how the internet’s infrastructure is maintained by small crews of volunteers such as himself, and how it feels to go to bed after saving the web as we know it.


Our conversation has been edited for length and clarity.

Charlie Warzel: Explain to me what has happened in layman’s terms over the past 72 hours.

Ondřej Surý: Earlier this week, I got notified by the PHP project that there was a serious security vulnerability in the coding. On Tuesday, it became apparent that someone had leaked information about the upcoming vulnerabilities, and it was decided inside the PHP project that it needed to accelerate the release process from Thursday to Wednesday. This is when it became a little bit crazy, because now we were one day short suddenly.

Warzel: I want to try to put this into perspective: So basically, the PHP programming language that kind of undergirds the web is used by up to 70 percent of websites?


Surý: That’s what I heard as well.

Warzel: So people search for cybersecurity vulnerabilities, not necessarily for offensive-attack opportunities but maybe just defensive opportunities. And someone found a vulnerability—that’s not super abnormal. But the real issue here was how widely it was disclosed and the amount of time before people had to patch this, right?

Surý: Let me clarify that: It’s the severity. The severity is unusual. Remote Code Execution is the most severe type of vulnerability, because the attacker is able to execute their own code on the server that’s running PHP. That’s why this caused such panic throughout the internet. As you said, if about 70 percent of websites are running PHP, the impact would be huge if attackers would actually be able to execute code on these servers.


Warzel: You said that despite the panic online, it has not been a crazy 48 hours. From the outside, that’s surprising. I keep seeing people saying, There’s one person who is in charge of fixing this—and he’s supporting himself through Patreon. They may have been exaggerating, but there’s some truth to that: Your work was single-handedly helping millions of people. How could this not be a crazy time for you?

Surý: There are a couple of reasons. One is that I’ve been doing this for a long time, over 20 years. A lot of the stuff that I do is automated. But the reason it was not crazy for me was that I actually don’t have any system running PHP myself. So for me, it was like, sure, I feel a responsibility toward the users of the internet. It would be a crazy day for me if I was on a boat in the middle of the Adriatic Sea. That could happen. But I had time to prepare the packages.


Warzel: That’s kinda wild.

Surý: And even without me, people would still be able to get PHP from other sources and compile it themselves. But it would be more complicated for everyone. And some people don’t immediately have the skill to upgrade the PHP. What the PHP project did was release the source code for the language. What I am doing is preparing it into these things called packages that people can install on their servers. It’s very convenient, and it’s faster, and you can automate it and can install the same package over hundreds and thousands of servers, and you don’t have to compile it. If I was not available, it would take more time; some of them wouldn’t have the skills. Really, the thanks go to the PHP project that invited me into this secret cabal who knew about the vulnerabilities and had access before the public release.

Warzel: When you got invited, was it a real Oh, crap moment for you?

Surý: I’m in the stage of my life where I was like, This is bad. It needs to be fixed. But it doesn’t cause panic, at least for me. It did cause panic for a lot of people. But you know, it was more like, We have a situation, it needs to be solved, and this is how we do it. And I have time to properly prepare. If I didn’t have time to properly prepare, then it would cause a lot of stress. From where I stand, it was not stressful, because I’m doing this as a volunteer, and if I get hit by a bus, then it will be someone else’s problem.

Warzel: Every time I dabble in writing about the world of cybersecurity and open-source software, I discover these groups of maintainers: people such as yourself who do this work because they care. Often, nobody knows their name. But is there a line of people who would take your place if, say, you did get hit by a bus?


Surý: I am actually thinking about contingency plans. And we are talking with Raphaël Hertzog from the software company Freexian. My advantage is that I have a lot of expertise, and I know where to touch the thing to make it work. But Freexian has a lot of expertise, and they would be able to take over if anything happens.

People have been donating small amounts, and larger amounts, like crazy since yesterday. I would like to thank them all.

Warzel: Have the donations been overwhelming?

Surý: Not Silicon Valley levels of money, but I got a serious amount of contributions that I’ve never seen before. It’s like one year of the contributions gathered over the past 24 hours.


Warzel: What would have happened if this wasn’t patched as quickly as it was?

Surý: A lot of things could have happened. The very basic thing is that there would be vandalism, that the sites would be taken down. And we are seeing this every day on the internet now. The other stuff that happens is that someone gets access and runs a botnet out of these devices. I would say it’s mostly organized crime doing that now—it’s not like a small guy in the basement doing this for fun. There are financial incentives for these people to sell the botnet services or to do the crypto-mining on these servers for a profit. And this still could happen, because it’s not like everyone has patched and updated their PHP.

Warzel: I saw a post on X that said not all PHP releases are patched, and one-third of the internet is kind of permanently either broken or vulnerable. Is that correct?

Surý: That initial information is not correct. There are ways to patch even the old versions.

Warzel: So one-third of the internet is not permanently screwed. Okay.

Surý: No, that’s not accurate. If people care enough, they are able to even update these old versions of PHP.

Warzel: It’s a scary moment for cybersecurity. I’ve seen people online referring to this vulnerability and other AI-agent hacks as “Black October,” and there’s concern that defensive or attacking agents can find these vulnerabilities. There is this feeling that I am noticing from the cybersecurity community that their fears of a future where things are being exploited or discovered quicker than people can handle is coming true—that we are living in that moment. And then separately, there’s a contingent of people who are saying there is an equilibrium here: If you have very persistent agents that are very good at identifying and exploiting vulnerabilities, you also have very persistent agents that are very good at defending against them.

Surý: What we’ve seen is that things have accelerated—that’s absolutely right. The defenders are also able to use the large language models to find the vulnerabilities for themselves. I believe it boils down to the simple fact that IT infrastructure is often being taken for granted.

There’s not enough priority and money going to properly maintain the IT infrastructure in various places. It’s not only companies; it’s also a lot of outdated consumer electronics that are going to be attacked. I kind of agree that everything’s moving fast now, and it’s taking a toll on the people who are defending the stuff. At the same time, maybe this is the turning point where we actually start caring about this.

Warzel: Do you feel like that will actually happen?

Surý: I might be wrong, but I’m an optimist that people will finally realize that we can’t go like this forever. This has been a disaster waiting to happen for a really, really long time. And this is just one of the many wake-up calls that came and will be coming.

Warzel: I am amazed by how much the infrastructure in certain areas of the internet can hinge on one or two people. There is a fragility to all of this that is concerning. So what do you want to see?

Surý: When I started doing open-source, it was fun. And it kind of still is. But the environment has shifted. Open-source sometimes feels like exploitation. What I would like to see is to find a new model where people working on open-source would be awarded for their work and the hours and hours they put into it from the people who most benefit from their work. I would like companies to realize that this is exploitation. Any exploitation is not sustainable. And it will end up badly if this continues, because the people doing the open-source will stop being motivated to actually do anything in the end.


Warzel: It sounds like you don’t have an ego about all of this. But you did some work, and you helped out a tremendous amount of people in every corner of the world yesterday. How did it feel to go to bed last night after all of that, knowing the role that you played?

Surý: Well, my wife says that I’m emotionally dead, but I’m not. And it felt nice. Like, seeing my social network filling up with thank-you notes, and getting emails with thank-yous, that feels really nice. It puts some sense into what I do. I felt that what I do has a purpose.

Warzel: The whole internet appreciates your efforts. Is there anything that you would recommend normal people do at this moment to improve their internet hygiene?


Surý: I would recommend that they rely on the experts. That’s what we all do in a crisis: We talk to experts and trust them. Rely on people, that people who take care of this stuff know what they are doing. And that’s all we can do.

Charlie Warzel is a staff writer at The Atlantic and the author of its newsletter Galaxy Brain, about technology, media, and big ideas. He can be reached via email.



The Chestnut Grove Caught in the Middle of A Years-Long Data Center Fight

404 Media: “They want to put a data center in a grove of endangered trees, PHP faces a massive vulnerability, and a Republican candidate for Congress left his AI prompt exposed. Lots going on today, let’s get into it. Near the bank of the Ohio River, a historic American chestnut grove in Mason County, West Virginia has become the epicenter of a fight against a planned 2,250 acre data center campus. 

Plans for the UK-based startup Nscale’s Monarch Compute Campus, with clients including Anthropic, Nvidia and Microsoft, encompass the former Clements State Nursery and the American chestnut trees still growing there. For thousands of years, the American chestnut tree was a staple of life. Its natural range spanned hundreds of millions of acres from Maine to Mississippi, centuries before those names existed. 

As many as four billion trees provided a hearty nut crop for humans and provided miraculously rot-resistant lumber for railroad ties and housing. It sustained black bears as they prepared to hibernate, fed white-tailed deer and turkey, and shed nutrient-dense leaves. 

The largest American chestnut trees once grew 100 feet tall and 13 feet wide and represented one-fourth of all hardwoods; a squirrel could scamper along their branches from New England to Georgia without touching the ground, as an old saying goes. In 1904, a forester at the Bronx zoo noticed something alarming among their American chestnuts: 

The trees were dying en masse, struck by a mysterious blight. Within 40 years, that blight — thought to be brought to America on Asian chestnut trees — wiped out the tree’s population to near-extinction. Since then, conservationists have worked to restore American Chestnut trees and breed blight-resistant specimens. 

Typically, threats to groves include pests, climate change, and the fungus that destroyed their ancestors. Today, however, a new threat has entered the picture: data centers. Across the country, communities are pushing back against massive hyperscale data center projects, protesting against the noise pollution, environmental impacts, and blow to property values near these computer warehouses. In many places, elected officials are forging ahead to allow these multi-billion dollar deals in direct defiance of their constituents’ wishes. Earlier this year, an Oklahoma farmer was arrested at a town hall meeting for speaking over his time against a 255-acre data center. 

Data centers are easy to build but much harder and slower to power, and their workarounds are egregious; For example, Elon Musk’s xAI Colossus 2 data center in Tennessee skips the local grid and runs its own natural gas turbines, worsening pollution and disproportionately impacting Black neighborhoods. 

But this tiny plot of American chestnut trees, just a little over an acre of land, has become a site of resistance in West Virginia…”




Everything is spying on you and there’s no opting out

 Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First. “It’s disgusting to put workers at risk by looting. You do it by chipping away at their health benefits and eventually laying them 


1 in 5 Americans regularly get news on TikTok

Pew Research Center: “Many Americans use social media to connect with one another, engage with news content, share information and entertain themselves. Explore the patterns and trends shaping the social media landscape. YouTube and Facebook are the most widely used social media platforms in the United States. About half of U.S. adults say they use Instagram, and smaller shares use sites or apps such as TikTok, Reddit, Snapchat and X (formerly Twitter)…”


Everything is spying on you and there’s no opting out

The Verge – no paywall: “A new wave of AI-enhanced consumer creep-tech disregards the privacy of everyone but the wearer. The people have had enough. We have the ability to continuously listen to every spoken word they detect and create summaries of whatever’s going on around you. 

The privacy blowback was immediate and inevitable: Experts warned of the legal risks of using the features, especially in nonpublic spaces and states where eavesdropping laws require both parties to consent to being recorded. Many others called the tech “creepy.” Apple, prepared for the backlash, launched an entire page of technical details in an attempt to reassure people that no, it’s not spying on them. 

The company claimed that one feature, Live Rewind, uses a rolling buffer that only transcribes the last 15 seconds of speech, and another, Siri Recap, only provides “high-level summaries” of what it captured throughout the day — both without identifying individual speakers. There’s even an audible chime that warns people nearby when the device is transcribing to prevent surreptitious eavesdropping!

 At least, in theory. To many, these supposed privacy safeguards are cold comfort at a time when widely hated surveillance tech like Flock cameras cover rural and suburban communities, subway walls advertise always-listening AI “Friend” pendants, and predatory influencers use Meta RayBan glasses to harass women in public.

It’s 2026, and the number-one consumer technology trend seems to be devices that constantly listen to and record everything and everyone around us at all times — with or without consent — subjecting people to a new kind of surveillance where they’re responsible for spotting subtle lights and beeps to know that they’re being spied on. And it’s not surprising that many people have simply had enough…

Musk vs the Swedish unions — who won? Swedish model won

 "Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed." 

~ Albert Einstein


Workers say ATO not doing enough to recoup unpaid superannuation

"Ms Schubert said on average, only 15 per cent of unpaid superannuation was recovered by the ATO, a figure backed by a 2022 Australian National Audit Office report."

Reminds me of the effective penalty rate for those who intentionally disregard the law from the penalty paper - it was 14%


Australia is mad as hell, and the ATO isn’t helping


ATO claim could change everything for whistleblowers


Army chief says politicians to start ‘frank conversation’ with public to prepare for war Sky News



Hungarian police arrest Orbán-era central bank governor on suspicion of fraud and abuse

Hungarian police have taken former Central Bank governor György Matolcsy into custody


Senator Asks 4 Accounting Giants to Describe Malta Tax Advice

Ron Wyden, ranking Democrat on the Senate Finance Committee, is investigating the firms over their role in helping corporations dodge billions in taxes.


“Big companies are setting up subsidiaries in Malta … to shield their profits from taxes … [They] have used the tiny archipelago to exploit its near-zero effective corporate tax rate, shifting taxable profits away from countries where they have actual employees and customers.” A diff kind of theft.



Musk vs the Swedish unions — who won? 


Sweden has one of the most pro-technology labour movements anywhere in the world


One of my bugbears about journalists — myself included — is that we tend to pile into stories when they first develop, explain why they matter, then forget about them and move on to the next new thing. But there is value in paying attention to how stories end. 
Take, for example, the battle that broke out three years ago between Elon Musk and Sweden’s trade union movement. In 2023, a group of Tesla mechanics in Sweden went on strike over their employer’s refusal to sign a collective agreement with their union, IF Metall. Other unions joined in. They halted postal deliveries, waste collection and the unloading of cars at ports.


The stakes were high. Musk did not want to set a precedent that he would recognise unions anywhere. And Sweden’s trade unions did not want to allow Tesla to undermine the country’s labour market model, in which government regulation takes a back seat and employers and unions negotiate the rules between themselves. Journalists flocked to cover it. 

Musk called it “insane”. But how did it end? Musk won. This summer, IF Metall announced that it was calling off the strike after more than 1,000 days because Tesla had bought out all the striking members. “Without workers on strike, there is no strike,” said Veli-Pekka Säikkälä, the collective bargaining secretary at LO, the Swedish trade union confederation, in a statement at the time. What does it mean that Musk was victorious? For the global labour movement — and indeed anyone with ambitions to curb the power of the tech titans of our age — it is hardly encouraging that even one of the strongest trade union movements in the world could not force Tesla to the table. 

After all, the Swedish unions have high membership levels, deep pockets and a supportive institutional set-up, all things that elude unions in many other countries. In the US, for example, trade unions thought they had secured a historic victory in 2022 when workers in an Amazon warehouse in Staten Island voted to form a union. But more than four years later, Amazon has still not even negotiated a contract. 

But while the “Swedish model” could not break Musk, it does not seem as if Musk has broken the Swedish model either. Although trade union officials did worry that Tesla could be the thin end of the wedge, those I spoke to on a recent visit to Stockholm took some solace from the fact that they have continued to sign collective agreements with other companies, including with tech firms that will help to shape the future of the economy. 

After a year of negotiations, for example, including a strike threat, video games company King (maker of Candy Crush) signed a collective agreement with Swedish unions last month. “The Tesla strike is important because it’s an emblematic company in the green transition — at least it was,” German Bender of the think-tank Arena Idé, who wrote a book on the conflict, tells me. “But the strike ended, the union lost, and the Swedish model hasn’t crumbled.” What if the strike had gone the other way and Musk had been the one to lose? Entering into the Swedish way of doing things could have given him an insight into a very different type of trade unionism from the American style he knows and dislikes. 

Because although they have become known in recent years for their fight with Tesla, in fact Sweden has the most pro-technology trade unionists I have come across. Susan Schurman, professor of labour studies and employment relations at Rutgers University, says that Nordic unions in general understand that it is vital for employers to remain competitive in export-led economies. “They don’t focus on restraining technology, they focus on: ‘How do we incorporate this in a way that will help our companies remain competitive and make sure our members get their fair share of the profits?’” she tells me. “American unions have not historically thought this way.” 

Indeed, the Nordic region’s powerful unions have hardly held companies back in terms of implementing the latest tech. Sweden has been called the Silicon Valley of Europe because of its high number of start-ups. Meanwhile, the percentage of businesses that have adopted AI is higher in Denmark, Finland and Sweden than any other country in the OECD’s database — and well in excess of the OECD average. 
As one Swedish trade unionist put it to me: “We don’t fear new technology. We fear old technology.” A sentiment with which Musk — were he willing to listen — would probably agree. sarah.oconnor@ft.com