You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'
George Bernard Shaw

Amerika, Amerika... New World: East of Eden

Half a world away, a young writer named John Steinbeck visits Eastern Europe for the first time in search of a mystical manuscript ostensibly written by his grandfather, who was once the mayor of Odessa. Steinbeck begins his journey with the help of a sex-starved Slavic teen named Balki, who speaks in hilarious pidgin English and dreams of having sex with his mother's cousin.
· Sex Starved Slavs [NealPollak(sic) ]

Who won the Cold War? We did. Our generation, proclaims Arthur Phillips in "Prague, a novel that takes place in Budapest. And in return, We Young Americans want:
· 1) your half-dollar beers, 2) your women, and 3) well... everything else [Forward]
· Are Balkis Too Sexy for Japanese Women? [BrazilianHerald]

Many a spouse has reconsidered, at the eleventh hour, taking the kids and running from an abusive mate.
· Luck of the Irish [Heart&Exile ]