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Sunday, June 22, 2003

Having Sex with Politicians

I have a friend who imagines having sex with politicians. Sophie is a beautiful, intelligent, warm-hearted and apparently sane woman in her 30s. She doesn't visualise sexual acts with public men for her own pleasure. She does it when she wants to know how to vote, or to predict how others will vote. John Howard is the exception who proves the rule: Sophie says sex is only a determinant when all other things are equal. In 1996, Keating seemed too tired for sex, not to mention government, and in 1998 and 2001 other factors intruded to give the definitively unsexy Howard an unfair advantage. Indeed, it was only Kim Beazley's cuddly sex appeal that kept Labor from being wiped out.
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