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Sunday, October 03, 2004



Cousins go by,
That merry-making laughter in their eye,
And the laughter's fine,

But I wonder what became of mine.
Life's sweet as honey,
And yet it's funny,
I get a feeling that I can't analyze.
It's like, well, maybe
Like when a baby
Sees a bubble burst before its eyes.
Johnny Mercer, I Wonder What Became of Me

Imrich and Impoor trees share roots and branches in 1415BC. Everyone alive today is descended from one person who lived about 3500 years ago, probably in the High Tatra Mountains, a study has found that Latham and Howard are cousins: Sometimes, The World Just Gets Too Close

Eye on Politics A Week From Today: Light-hearted look at Six degrees of elections
In The Name of the Rose, Umberto Eco's Franciscan investigator-monk, William of Baskerville, whom most will remember as Sean Connery in an old blanket, thought the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, because the only real truth lies in freeing ourselves from insane passions; the sort of passions which drove the Catholic church towards the Inquisition, and which now drives Islamist terrorism into grotesque displays of savagery.
• Did you hear the one about Double Dragon? If not, why? He Died with a Dictator in His Hand [Hip pocket pain and the pot of gold spiral into oblivion: Both Mark Latham and John Howard seem to have extraordinarily good aim: both are ladling bucketfuls of cash at the electorate without ever hitting me. Does anybody else have this feeling of standing in a tsunami of cash, and yet remaining strangely dry? Too young for Labor's Medicare Gold; too old for the Liberals' child payment. Attractive bribe, vote, on offer ]
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