I remember the days of Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin, when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets. Now they will tremble again, at our silence.
- (The Hunt For Red October)

Who is in Charge of the Asylumn? Ooops Toilet!
The banner headline spread across the front page of Il Giornale, the respected Milan daily reads:
Al Qaeda: We will destroy New York within 35 days. Threat on the Internet. Countdown begins.
· Al Qaeda Threatens to Nuke New York on February 2 [blatantly pinched from Attention, passengers: queuing for the loo is forbidden for 14 hours ]