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Monday, December 29, 2003

Our Lord Awards
WHEN I was mayor, the nickname that stuck was Lord Jim. It was usually used with affection, so in this week's column I am announcing the Lord Jim Awards for the year.
· Lord Jim of the Rings [blatantly pinched from Sunday Mail]
He looks like a chimp. He grins like a chimp, pouts like a chimp, walks like a chimp and even writess like a chimp would if chimps could write ...
· Aussie Chimp [ courtesy of The bones in the mass graves salute you, Avenger of the Bones ]