Another year, another war, another conga line of suckhole quotes to commemorate. As 2003 comes to a close, it's time to rejoice in the bum jokes again.

Mark Latham's 2003 prize is an orgasmic "oooooohhhh" sigh
G'day. This is the last Webdiary for the year, folks, so thanks to all of you who wrote and read this year. And what a bloody big year it was, although I reckon next year will be even bigger.
· Keeping with Webdiary tradition, the Pollie Waffle Awards is On Now [ via Margo Kingston]