Did you hear about the new instant lottery game in India? You scratch the ticket, and if the dot matches the one on your forehead, you win a 7/11 store in Australia.

Lady Luck?
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
· The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years [NSW Lotteries]
· Healthy Skepticism [Phil Adams]