For Sale: One Soul
Price: Vast Amount of Family & Friends
Contact: The Devil

"It is not as easy to sell a book as one might think," says Art Buchwald, who happens to have a new book out, "We'll Laugh Again." In his column in the Washington Post, Art gives his notes on a recent book signing: "12:30 p.m. Asked manager if he was sure he advertised in the newspaper. He replies: "Of course I did. There is no sense having a book signing if no one hears about it." The manager tells the security guard he is no longer needed."

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