Corporate crime is a warning to Al Qaida, says P.J. O’Rourke.
If Americans will screw their own grannies on Wall Street, imagine
what they’d do to Osama bin Laden.

Corporate corruption has its advantages. It endangers everything in which we have, over the past many years, invested our time, effort, and money--particularly Republican control of the House of Representatives. And our 401(k) plans aren't doing so well either. In this period of gloom--with liberals seeking to make hay from capitalist foibles and our own capitalist foibles reduced in value to bales of ditto--it behooves us to look for a moment at the bright side of corporate corruption.

Bales of Foibles